“like am i safe to go home right now?”
“well, what do you mean?”
“..like safety?”
“well, you’re not gonna get eaten by a dinosaur or like raped on the way home.”
“I’m talking about predators!”

— Lizzie Mac$$

12:13 am  •  13 October 2009

“

L: I’m just not interested in anyone right now.

L2: I’m interested in everyone.

”

10:59 pm  •  12 October 2009

“

Small black toddler runs by.

Liza: Don’t let me steal it.
Lauren: I dunno, I may help you.
Liza: I’ll distract the mom, you kick dad in the groin and we’ll grab the kid and run.
Lauren: Just imagine…he could be sitting right here…and we could be petting him.

”

10:58 pm  •  12 October 2009

Liza: My sister told me the other day that she doesn’t really like, care for animals. You know how people just love animals? Well she doesn’t.

Lauren: Um…I’m kind of the same way. *indicates nearby pillow and starts stroking it* See, if this was my cat, I’d be happy cause I mean it’s my cat and it’s right here. But if wasn’t my cat, I’d be okay with that.

10:35 am  •  11 October 2009

thechloeshow:

Liza. “What the hell are you doing?”

Lauren. “I’m filling up my god damn water bottle.”

Liza. “Can you hurry up?”

Lauren. “I can’t control the speed of the water.”

1:15 pm  •  6 October 2009

“today in psych i learned that the amount of dopamine (pleasure) released when you orgasm is equivalent to the amount released when you eat two cheeseburgers. if boys don’t work out i may just become obese.”

— 10/05/09

4:25 pm  •  5 October 2009

no sleep till brooklyn?
holla with those overheard gems.

3:57 pm  •  5 October 2009

“fuck the bible. blow me”

— 9/30/09

3:36 pm  •  5 October 2009